Kobayashi Robotics Division Tee - Inspired by Isle of Dogs (For Fans of Dystopian Tech, Robo-Hounds, and Questionable Leadership)
Because nothing says “family values” like building an army of robot dogs to wipe out the real ones. The Kobayashi Robotics Division tee is inspired by Wes Anderson’s Isle of Dogs — where corrupt politicians outsource morality to corporate tech, and somehow the robots end up scarier than the humans.
This shirt looks like it came straight out of a corporate lobby or government training facility — bold typography, sharp lines, and that unmistakable red-eyed menace. Perfect for fans of Anderson’s dry satire, retro-futurist world-building, and stories where loyalty always beats circuitry.
Why you’ll love it:
-100% Airlume cotton: comfortable enough for corporate uniforms, breathable enough for dystopian uprisings.
-Crisp print: cleaner than any Kobayashi press conference.
-Durable seams: holds up longer than most political careers.
Care Instructions:
-Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, keep away from rust, corruption, and malfunctioning robo-hounds.
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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