Farmstead Coven Tee - Inspired by The Witch (For Fans of Talking Goats, Rotten Crops, and Family Drama in the Woods)
Some families raise goats. Others raise the devil. The Farmstead Coven tee is inspired by the bleak, mud-soaked paranoia of Robert Eggers’ The Witch, where farming is miserable, the woods are creepier than your in-laws, and the neighbors are always hexing your corn.
Featuring a circle of witches gathered under a crescent moon, this shirt is equal parts eerie and oddly cozy — perfect for anyone who’s ever thought, “You know what this Puritan nightmare needs? More bonfire choreography.”
Why you’ll love it:
-100% Airlume cotton: soft enough for prayer, sturdy enough for midnight forest rituals.
-Durable seams + shoulder tape: keeps its shape longer than a crumbling homestead.
-Vibrant print: stays bolder than your faith once Black Phillip starts talking.
Care Instructions:
-Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, avoid goat-related pacts and unexplained disappearances.
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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