Black Phillip’s Creamery Tee - Inspired by The Witch (For Fans of Goats, Dairy Products, and Making Unwise Pacts in the Woods)
“Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?” Great — because we’ve got dairy. The Black Phillip’s Creamery tee is inspired by Robert Eggers’ The Witch, reimagining everyone’s favorite sinister goat as the proud proprietor of a rustic dairy business. Milk, butter, cheese — and maybe a little soul-selling on the side.
The design has that old-world creamery logo feel, complete with barrels, bottles, and Black Phillip himself staring into your conscience. It’s the perfect shirt for horror fans, A24 devotees, or anyone who’s ever questioned their life choices while churning butter.
Why you’ll love it:
-100% Airlume cotton: softer than goat’s milk, sturdier than Puritan guilt.
-Crisp, durable print: holds up longer than your shaky faith.
-Lightweight, breathable: ideal for farm chores or midnight woodland ceremonies.
Care Instructions:
-Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, avoid blood sacrifices near the spin cycle.
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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